AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A BOSTON TEA PARTY BECAUSE A BOSTON TEA PARTY DON’T STOP UNTIL BOSTON IS PUT UNDER MARTIAL LAW AND EVERYONE IS DISILLUSIONED WITH PARLIAMENT AS A WHOLE.And then pay twice as much for contraband Hancock tea than they would have paid in taxes because fuckyeah.
I’ve reblogged this before but I don’t care
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Back in the day, our selfies came as they were. We didn’t use fancy Instantgram filters to make the photo look like it was from the 50s. We just took a photo. Because it was the 50s.
The gooniest of Nice Guys know no temporal boundaries and landeth in the zone of friends regardless of era.
HAWT SOOP COMIN’ THROUGH! LOOK AT THAT STEAM, BABY! LOOK AT ALL THOSE PIPIN’ HOT CHUNKS OF FLAVOR LIVING IN LIQUID HARMONY, SLOSHING IN MELODIC TANDEM, SWIRLING THEIR SYNERGETIC TASTES TOGETHER! BEST OF BOTH WORLDS RIGHT HERE, MY DUDES, WE’RE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT LIQUID AND SOLID STATES, TOGETHER.
GOT A SANDWICH? DIP IT IN! NOW YOU’RE LIVING!
GOT A COLD? EMBRACE THE HEAT! YOU’LL BE CURED IN NO TIME!
BLESS THIS HAWT SOOP.